[A utility for converting arbitrary units of measure based on various trivia. Eg: convert miles to statues of liberty, or pounds to average weight of a chicken. For impressing people: "I have 5.37829 times the number of marbles as their are average number of hens owned by a farmer in idaho!", or perhaps more usefully: "I have 2.3 times the average number of hens owned by a farmer in idaho!"]